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It’ll be really bad, but it seems the only players we would be interested in are unavailable. I can’t take this Strand Larsen stuff seriously.

It looks like we’re going to have to get used to Gordon upfront tbh.

To me it’s not terrible for someone that’s not on penalties. I think he was doing well until the second half of last season.

I think it’s a pen, he knew what he was doing.

Why would Wolves sell their main striker who they just bought this summer in late August?

Truth is he’s never actually been available, it’s all been maybes. His agent has probably been feeding clubs a story about an agreement with Brentford, but Brentford probably see it very differently. They need his goals to stay in the league. My guess is he agrees to a big pay rise in early September.

He wants €300k+ per week.

I would sign him tbh. I think we’ve absolutely fucked this.

I haven’t a clue who they could possibly go for if Napoli end up taking Jackson. Openda is still out there but we’ve had zero interest.

A good striker is the difference between competing for top 5 and finishing around 10-12 for me. But it seems we’re waiting around for a player that isn’t really available.

The Jackson to Napoli links have started in Italy.

If Jackson was on pens he could have scored 20+ in his first season with Chelsea, assuming he’s not shit at them. I think his lack of goal scoring ability gets exaggerated. His form fell off massively in the second half of last season as Chelsea’s play got slower and slower. Palmer has struggled as well having not scored from open play in 17 league games. But he’s had penalties to keep him ticking over.

This might not be a popular opinion but I would take Raphinha as well.

Especially if we’re waiting around for a player that isn’t available.

We’re dangerously close to Vardy territory here.

He’s already signed for them.

Seems more reliable than engagement farmers on Twitter.

The only player I see available is Jackson.

Ramos has said he’s not leaving this season. I can’t see PSG forcing him when they don’t need the money and he’s a good bench option.

The talk was always that they wanted £50m, now we’re late in the window and they’ve lost out on Kalimuendo. It’s also obvious that they’ll be in a relegation battle this season. So I suppose it makes sense. Move on.

I just don’t think Pedro is a striker, but they have Palmer playing in his best position. Chelsea signing him never made sense to me. Jackson is the best striker they have.

I can’t see news anywhere of Brentford being linked to other forwards.

Pretty awful debut from Gyokores. He just seemed to charge about trying to rely on his physicality and had the ball control of a horse.

If Outtara wasn’t the Wissa replacement then we need to fuck this right off.

That Man U team still looks pretty poor to me.