Ridman

0-2.....

Exactly what the fans wanted to hear after selling Carroll, eh?

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Hilarious isn´t it, we have ONE natural winger at the club (isn´t Arfa an AMC?)

Meh 0-0 Schalke showed no desire to try win the game, unlucky Dortmund who could have scored 3-4 goals on another day

Dortmund absolutely bossing the midfield so far, can´t say I´ve noticed him much edit: Actually seems he is playing at right back. Most of Dortmund´s attacks have come through the middle and the other wing so he hasn´t been tested that much. edit 2: scratch that. He is playing as a defensive midfielder really deep in his own half and drops down to help the full backs deal with Piszczek´s and Schmelzer´s runs up the wings

Yup. Kuba wasting another clear cut chance, Dortmund could be 3 up.

5 mins gone and already Dortmund have wasted two one on one situations , Götze and Kuba shooting straight at the keeper.

Watching Dortmund - Schalke The atmosphere Unlike England where average age of the attendance is constantly rising teams in Germany keep ticket price relatively low and give students/young people discount. Huntelaar - Raul upfront for Schalke, should be a good game.

I almost chocked to death when I read this. 8M? He turns 33 in june ffs, might as well put a bid in for Robbie Fowler while we are at it.

Bloody awful player shite for Boro too. 2001–2007 Arsenal 29 (1) 2006 → Wolverhampton Wanderers (loan) 14 (2) 2007–2010 Middlesbrough 78 (11) Sick goal scoring record that (~ 1 in every 9 games)

I hope he gets raped to death

Can´t wait for Martins and Carroll to score against us. Nearly punched a hole through my TV when I saw that cunt celebrating as if it wasn´t bad enough that Bramble and Faye got those injury time equalisers against us the relegation season and N´zogbia scored 2 goals in the space of 2 minutes at our ground this season. Need to start selling abroad, if not only to save my sanity.

The frusturation on this board at the moment ( I agree btw)

Can never bring myself to watch any highlights from other games after a Newcastle loss. Usually I just sulk for a few days and try to block everything football related until our next match.

Uraguay, that´s shocking

Somebody get Nolan on that fucking treadmill. How can a professional athlete earning 30-40K(?)/week be this unfit and lazy. He should never ever be started as a central midfielder, we get absolutely murdered each time.

Williamson really wants to concede a penalty it seems

Might as well try putting the ginger thingy on the left wing, Jonas won´t create a goal even if we'd play 600 minutes

We are shockingly slow and predictable

Fractured cheekbone says the commentator

Will be Ameobi´s 300th game if he plays, 300 fucking hell edit: nvm will be the 294th game he plays for us, career´s 300th (played 6 games for Stoke when he was on loan)

God, I'm a sad obsessed soul. Keep thinking about this every 2 seconds or so, really need to get a grip. Guess the first step is to throw out the picture of Carroll I keep in my wallet. Just can´t bear the thought of Carroll in a Liverpool shirt, it´ll be like watching your ex-girlfriend fucking another guy + the guy is ugly and obese.

Shit, Ramires on. Hope for Sunderland.

Was Kosielny