Newcastle Fan

This thread is brilliant

Blatter to football is what Colonel Sanders is to chicken..

text from a friend of mine (Manchester United fan): "Your side have weakened their defence even more in their bid to get relegated, Diatta offically signed"

FYP

Chris Hughton and David Mills are in the stands..

Keegan stole Allardyce's glasses..

Hardley the case tbh..but agree with the general sentment of your post.

I think that is right. We got Mpenza this time last year like that and his signing probably kept us up. A lot of players who "could" move.....but who would want to? Mpenza was playing for a club in Qatar. Is there anyone else half decent in the middle east right now? I'm sure most would come back if given a chance. The amount of money they are being payed there (well, here..) is ridiculous, thats why the likes of Zarate joined Qatari clubs instead of making moves to Europe..

Our Sengalesse fans base is growing stronger..

Is Van Persie on the bench? Yep.

Everyone's out praising Carroll after this match, just start him ffs! Edit: I'm obssesed..

Sevilla leading Fener 2-0 already.

He's still alive

Carroll did really good against Manchester United at SJP, he is really impressing in the reserves and seems far better than to play with a bunch of youngsters/unwanted players, i think with our current situation we really need someone like him in the first team.

Robert, we still don't have a half decent set-piece taker. Shearer, no one can put the ball in the fuckin net! Along with those two.

Any Updates?

Our first team will probably lose every one of those games..

So nice to see Fabio Zamblera's name there aswell.

The Good NUFC are playing

Probably will do them alot of good if he plays aswell as manage?

As many as Smith's goals

Thats pretty much when Rafa's rotation policy comes in handy.. Hope we win this but were bound to lose another one.

fuck

No matter what the people here said he's a good defender, a very good one with a chance of becoming even better, i can understand the likes of Smith, Butt and Barton getting bashed but this guy is good, young and will be VERY usefull for us..keep him.

The amount of Cluelessness is that article is simply outstanding.