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Nolan is significantly taller than I expected. Tiote is an odd looking character. Quite depressing to see HBA giving off his typical smile and knowing there's a good chance he'll not play for NUFC again in any meaningful way.. I hate Carew, honestly. Something about him I've always disliked.

They are corrupt. Everyone is corrupt. Everything is corrupt. The bigger problem is incompetence, but do not think that England is free of the issues that plague the rest of the world.

Arsenal are the same as always. A group of talented young players (and a few very nice older/in their prime players who will be injured 80 percent of the season) that will win nothing. Man U have a team consisting of many average players. Their best player and talisman is injured mentally and physically. Man City will finish second imo, and this is not even taking account what they probably will buy in January.

City are the second best team in England.

Great athlete. Gets caught in possession too much and makes some atrocious passing decisions. It's the kind of thing that could be fixed, though. What on earth are you talking about? I'm guessing you didn't watch the match today? Since he has joined I can't think of any atrocious passing decisions and he has maybe been caught in possession once or twice at most? Did he destroy you in a past life Baba? You make one comment and everyone jumps one you. I like him. He's a strong player that will battle for us in the centre, whihc is something we haven't had since Parker left. I am simply stating where he can improve. Against Stoke he played around with the ball in our end too and lost it a few times. Today, I distinctly remember him bursting forward into a good position and passing the ball off into nothingness. In his position, I'd much rather he just kept the team in possession then take too many risks. I like the arrogance and confidence he displays, though.

It's definitely Attwell. The others don't gift goals to teams for no particular reason.

Song bottled it. It is difficult because it is a natural body reaction. When hard objects fly at us with rapid rates of speed, we tend to flinch. It is like training yourself to hold onto a burning stove. Nearly impossible.

Chelsea are brilliant. Like a mixture of Barcelona and Stoke.

Who the hell is Jay Emmanuel Thomas?

West Brom look quite good. They play decent football. Can't believe they've gotten Osaze. Top signing. Mulumbu has looked very good as well.

Quite annoying that Liverpool are doing so poorly, as there's little chance that they'll actually be in the relegation battle. They have too much actual talent for that. Everton might actually be in a bit of trouble with an injury or two, but it's unlikely they'll finish down there either. It's worrying as someone has to be relegated.

It's absolute blatant!! This is absolutely ridiculous. Horrible day.

Of Course. Safe to assume the player who tried to end HBA's career is still on the pitch as well.

Great athlete. Gets caught in possession too much and makes some atrocious passing decisions. It's the kind of thing that could be fixed, though.

Welcome to the Premeirship!! A promising player cut down because somebody wanted to "get stuck in". Happens too much. I don't know when, but physical play(which I actually quite enjoy) has been replaced by dirty play.

Yes, Newcastle is the team lucky to have 11 players. Commentator is mad.

Boateng throws Jonas by the shoulder, and the commentator gives us a lecture about diving.

If we keep this high line, Campbell will die.

It looked better in slow motion at least. Tiote showing his weakness today. Some atrocious passes. Giving away possession.

Jonas all on his own. Football is absolutely mad.I just don't even know anymore.

Perch is terrible, man.

I've just woken up. So, Shola is starting upfront on his own for Newcastle, and one of the dirtiest players in top flight football has attacked Ben Arfa. I might go back to sleep.

Ebondo is still better than anyone we have at right back.

Wasnt there a game for us where he never touched the ball once? Hes s****, always relys on people putting goals on a plate for him. Felt that way. Or you'd see him deep in his own half trying to get involved, only for no one to be up front. I've always felt as though Owen and Oba were unfairly criticised for this. Both would rather have been running off the shoulder or operating around the box, but the midfield never put them in this position. They had to work for themselves.

St. Ettienne are a serious team this season. Dangerous and well organised. Dmitri Payet is finally looking like the player he was touted as. In fantastic form.