Tsunami

There's something rather delicious about Shola getting further in the World Cup than the likes of Stevie G et al. Where's that photo of Shola on his bike?

:llorente?: Opening day of the season Shola will be in Hart's face sledging him about respective World Cup points totals. It's hilarious that Shola might get to the knock out stages whilst Rooney & Co could be watching him at home wishing they could be him.

Suarez also called it his "retribution" for the treatment he's received over here. He's a great footballer; but he's an altogether bigger Cnut. As for the Scousers, they'll be cheering on Uruguay all the way now. Suarez is a Scouser after all.

Stevie G is officially a complete fuckwit.

Pardew given the ht team talk again?

We're half asleep here

Come on

Pearce celebrating a non goal like me in the pub last night

Confirmed according to sky news alert

How much is the Mega Bus from Columbia to Brazil? There's fuck loads if them.

Ok, who let Pardew give the Spanish ht team talk?

He took the piss out of us for quite a bit of last season. He's an arsehole when it comes down to it.

Good luck Shola. I'll remember you for the Nou Camp and the goals against the Mackems.

Lucky boy

Respect

See that fan behind the goal in his red n white Athletico shirt

Should be retaken

They should have been torn apart about the cup comments. If ever there was a season to go for it we've just had it. Safe as houses by 3rd round day, no ambition for Europe through the league and a home draw. Without being disrespectful, they should not be lumping us in with clubs that were mentioned either unless that's who they see us competing with. There's an ambition to under achieve if ever there was one.

The first season Newcastle played at The Emirates we went down without tickets and couldn't get any down there. So, we went to see Orient play Yeovil instead. We decided to go in the away end but when we got in we found out they weren't serving beer, so we found a Steward and said we were in the wrong end and could we go in the home end (we're all Geordies in the Yeovil end). The Steward let us out onto the cinder track as we walked passed the players tunnel the Tannoy started playing and the players started to run towards us. We found seats in the main stand and watched a turgid 0-0 draw, we got some funny looks when Dyer put us ahead and we started jumping up. Luckily, they had this portacabin type thing under the stand that served beer as well. Afterwards we spent a hour or so in a not very pleasant pub next door - The Prince of Wales or something. Great day, s*** match.

He's got us by the balls. As much as it pains me to say it, it really is counter productive singing you fat bastard etc. We're making him money and he's that rich anyway he can spite us for as long as he wants. We need to concentrate on Pardew. We need to be more canny with Ashley; he isn't going to roll over through abuse. We're his bitch, no getting away from it.

Seriously ?

Dowd is a right knacker. I'd be upset in other circumstances

Hilarious

That would have been some goal

Lol