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Even worse then.

On the plus side though, I can't wait to see how this bloke develops. So good on the ball.

This bloke is a fucking arsehole. Gouffran subbed at 70mins again. You couldn't make it up.

I'd fucking give him away. Disgusting footballer.

Hard as nails? It's a bit of leather, not a brick. Bit of leather? It's a bit of plastic at best.

Ben Arfa against Villa at home. Simply has to be.

I didn't feel compelled to stay behind and wish him a nice farewell. He's contracted for 3/4 more years for fuck's sake. He's made his hole, now he has to deal with it.

Ah, those goalline clearances. Like the Bellamy free-kick. Oh, hang on.

Krul just tweeted about Simpson playing his last game today. Ended it with #new-ars.

Who's that like? Giggs?

Remember when Predators used to resemble actual football boots?

Exactly. Than a life changing amount of money for rank and file staff. Nah £4,000 is a life-changing amount of money? Dave is a civil servant. 4 grand is peanuts to him. http://i.imgur.com/E7CLmR1.png

If I was gonna get any number, it would've been 32. Loving the Robert love.

Ashley's still got his fat man jeans on.

Proper manc as well.

Are we expected to have numbers on our shirts?

It's got some blokes Twitter name in the top left hand corner man. There's also a Nike football in shot.

Shola starts proceedings off.

Wayne Rooney has only went and turned up at #ColosParty

Hatem Ben Arfa.

Pardew has recently given us our worst home defeat to the mackems since 1978, next home game he delivered our worst home defeat in 87 years. Things are really looking up. Be quiet Mick, we're no longer losing 10 out of 13 games. For that we should be eternally grateful.

Incredible header. Shame.

I'll chip in a few quid for that.

They should've went down for that alone.