NEEJ

That's how football is played, isn't it? Scary how much that sounds like watching us play.

Gonna end up with motion sickness watching this. Awful picture.

They're not seriously playing with a neon pink ball are they?

Milner man.

Get it in the box. BALONEY!

Who's co-commentating on the Depor game? He's the grumpiest bloke I've ever heard cover football matches. He's always like this as well.

Jesus saves.

Reckon Mourinho paid those photographers to make a fuss like that just then?

Who's on Talksport at about 1am on a Friday night? They deserve to be gassed. Horrible little man. Defending Suarez to the hills and saying it's a crying shame we've forced him out. I realise he was most likely playing up to draw in listeners to comment, but fucking hell that bloke deserves a hiding.

NUFCFans shared this on Facebook, I don't even like their page and it's on my newsfeed. But anyway, just incase they're still reading this thread, NUFCFans, you are s***. Aye. NUFCFans are shit. They're also a bunch of cunts. Hopefully they see this.

Aye, good on them for changing the club's colours and then managing to fuck up the new colours a season later.

I had a quick look at the Nike England shirt in town today. £49.99 in Sports Direct.

The material on the away kit is horrible.

Who on earth gets paid to design those kits? Those ridiculous patterns that have cropped up on a few of the new Adidas kits are baffling.

Have they turned on him yet? Or is this all the media's fault?

Mark Hughes is a right little douche like. Very Pardew-like in his delusions.

Will do.

Why do we have two threads on SJP?

It was unbearable at times. For those who paid for the photos, are there any of me curling home the opener? Was all downhill from there though.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/west-ham-striker-andy-carroll-1471721

It was unbearable at times. For those who paid for the photos, are there any of me curling home the opener?

All over SSN that he's to leave. Doesn't say he's resigned like.

Those Botafogo strips are infuriating. Puma kernts.

How many photos were there and how much did people chip in? I'd settle a fiver or so with someone for the privelege of access to them.