NEEJ

Did he have our only touches in their box as well?

Shitstorm.

If he actually did ask not to play then he's a little cunt.

Put him on a leash and he can be like Machonne's walkers.

Sick of watching this daft shite.

Disgusting performance tonight. What a petulant little bloke he's been in his time here so far.

Has to be. Fucking moron, Taylor.

I think he is actually a little bit retarded.

I'd let Arsenal have Cabaye for nowt if they also agree to take Tiote off our hands.

He's pretty much the only thing that's keeping me positive at the minute.

"They're going for it, Newcastle." Are we really?

When did Jamie Carragher turn into a likeable bloke?

This is gonna be good.

Wanker.

Cheers, Arsene. Bidding just before our game tonight.

It's a bit worrying that Pellegrini already seems to have a better grasp of the English language than Pardew.

Cracking header from Isco. Not a bad debut at all.

Right, now he's getting annoying. He'll be out of the match tomorrow with RSI if he's not careful.

Wonder how many death threats he's had in the few hours he's been on? FTM.

Say whaat?

People are being so ungrateful in here. We had to fork out £250k to install Hawkeye, how can we be expected to spend any money on transfer targets?

Ancelotti's eye.

6 seconds BITCH You got me, yo.

Proud to hear that Shola's got his big move to Chelsea. Well deserved.