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And we're stuck with God Save the Queen. For fucks sake.

It's a good sales pitch imo. 'Buy our club, do a good job and you won't have chairs thrown at your head.'

Nowhere near spherical enough. And way too many panels for modern day football.

Yeah, on one hand he does that cool flick, on the other hand it goes out for a goal kick. He doesn't actually do what he wants to do either, he misses the final connection on the flick. Still outrageous to try that in the box mind.

Just watched that, I feel let down, it was nowhere near as good as you lot have just built it up to be.

It's the Sun.

I couldn't give a shit about the sponsor, if it was a lovely shirt then I'd buy it. It's rank, unfortunately.

I hope it doesn't really have voetbalshirts.com all over it.

He does kind of have a point in fairness to him. There's far too many self proclaimed European football experts on here.

I'll forever remember that place after one of my mate's projectile vomited on command on the dancefloor about three times in the space of ten minutes.

Lineker loves a good dig at Shearer like.

Skirge will be mortified.

Tevez to Juventus confirmed. Intradesting.

Worst part is that when he doesn't go into a game like that he's pretty much an excellent CB. It's like he's got something loose in his head. That's exactly what confuses me the most about him. It's not like he needs to act like that to gain an advantage, since he's got everything a footballer needs in terms of talent and ability.

Luiz is incredible, like. He's a complete buffoon. It's as if he goes into each match aiming to do something to deliberately hinder his team.

I thought he was banned for another week?

Can't believe we've never looked to sign someone from the far east.

Must be one of the longest sponsorship deals in football, that one.

Are Nigerians allergic to goals?

Nice header that from Torres. Spain scoring from a cross. Who'd have thought it?

Very cuntish from Brighton. Wow.

There goes any interest in tonight's match for me.

7pm the Mirror said.

Bet Lawro would love to get pulled in the penalty area.