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Listen to that fucking accent, man. What a cretin.

Who's this cunt on now? Fuck off man. 'Southern Geordie'. Wey aye. Fucking cretin.

What a fucking cunt.

At least he got his cup final stats right. I thought he'd made that up as well.

Ripping him to shreds. Go on man.

Ben Afra/Ben Afree, take your pick.

You couldn't make it up man.

Fucking hell.

This caller.

Oh god, the highlight reel from that.

Somebody tell me who Derek Lambesi is and why he resigned please.

You can pick the phone up and speak to whoever you want, mate. It doesn't mean they're actually on the other line.

WHO IS LAMBESI?

At least he knows 65 minus 41 is 24. Can't knock his maths.

Ethi is Joe Kinnear. I'd rather have Ethi as DoF.

9 games.

Amobi. Goltierrez.

What did he just call Cabaye as well? See-See. Hatem Ben AFRI now. Fucking hell.

Ben AFRA.

Over 400 games for Tottenham?

Hold on, discussions for 3 weeks but they first told him 10 days ago?

Oh fucking hell. WHAT IS HE GOING ON ABOUT?

Derek Lambesi? What? Resigned.

Drink a lot before he starts talking. Pour it into your eyelids. Smoke it.

Fucks sake. Jason Cundy as well?