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This is gonna be awful. Absolutely awful. I reckon he'll hang up after a couple of minutes when he hears their questions.

Is this online? http://www.talksport.co.uk/radio/how-to-listen

Tahiti would beat us.

Surprise fucking surprise.

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He was only on for a little bit thank god. Just said it all points to undermining Pardew. Then my neighbour was on after that.

Fucks sake man, here's the voice of the Geordie nation himself, Steve Wraith on SSN.

So we've announced a friendly today but there's still no club statement about Kinnear? Fucking hell man.

Pardew's brain farts? Kinnear has full blown verbal diarrhea man.

Aye, and Kinnear is about as useful as a cock flavoured lollypop.

Brilliant freekick that from the little bucktoothed wanker.

So this has just turned into a dive-fest then. Great.

Just given me hope for a few seconds seeing this thread title. Bastard.

That interview is going to be even worse than the SSN one.

Imagine if he'd made it all up? We can only dream.

http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/1138/vbfg.jpg Doesn't count. I was referring to actual sport.

Looked like he was trying to save it with a diving header. Perfectly sensible, IMO.

What the fuck is Lawro wearing? He has the campest wardrobe in sports punditry.

It would be a hell of a lot better if he just came in and went about his 'business' quietly. But we all no there's fucking no chance of that happening.

Be a fucking roar that, man. Imagine watching England wimper out of the quarter finals at half 3 in the morning.

Balotelli looks like a different bloke with a normal haircut.

De Rossi getting a taste of his own medicine there.

He's called Stringer Bell on there.