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Senegal are turboshit. That pitch is fucking brilliant mind, would be an absolute crease to play on.

Why is Spanish football broadcast like they've just discovered instant replays? 'Oh look, it hit the bar. Did it cross the line?' 'On second viewing, no it didn't.' 'Ah fuck it, it's mint this, lets watch it bounce on the line ten more times!'

We (amazingly) managed to get some small fee for Lua Lua though didnt we?

The term 'he's got a hamstring'. Course he fucking has.

Michel Salgado on Revista before, trying to say 'reaction' when talking about Mourinho. "He needs a erection, erection, reaction." Childish but funny nonetheless.

Is he not? It's not as fun anymore. Where's he from? Washington, is it not? Would explain a lot.

Is he not? It's not as fun anymore. Where's he from?

:lol:

Mackems on my birthday. Could be a wonderful day or a terrible one then.

Is he fast?

Van the MAN.

Believe it or not, when you're stumbling/losing your balance (which some are claiming he did), you can't choose to fall a particular way. "Oh dear, I'm falling over. Best make sure I don't hit Parker..." Completely unnatural movement though.

The commentator just mentioned the pictures may be coming from the helicopter above the ground. Unreal.

Is this camera angle for real? Edit* Where the fuck are they filming from? The camera looks like it's higher than the actual stadium. African football is nuts.

If it's an accident why does he throw his leg bag like that? Absolutely no need. If Parker's head isn't there and he doesn't stamp he stays on his feet.

How hard is it to make a black and white striped shirt and make it look half decent. It's more difficult to fuck up than it is to get right.

The home kit looks cheap as owt. Looks like what you'd find on holiday in one of those dodgy sports shops.

Vent your frustration at Pardew, not Krul. Pardew's telling him to boot the ball straight back to the opposition in our own half?

'Something of a mid-table clash here.' Lineker on Sunderland's match. Magedia out in force.

What did he say? No respect for him and he doesn't care what Bellamy does or says. Then Lineker referenced Shearer as possibly sharing that opinion.

Krul's kick just before the second pen

The Zambians are nuts.

Didn't realise Senegal were this bad. Zambia running riot