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Papiss Demba Cisse.

It's telling that this thread hasn't been bumped since October.

Where the everlasting Shola provided him with a sublime backheel to set the chance up.

At one point was he not a quite reasonable poster? Then he just went absolutely batsh*t.

It's actually a lyric from an Arctic Monkeys' song but he must have a reason for using it..... You do make a good point in your following sentence though. ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE VAMPIRES!

Sky often repeat the match late at night or the next day, dunno if its just extended highlights or the full thing though.

I booed him to fuck. Brilliant player for us, terrible cuntish way to leave.

Really? During his time at the club we played in the Champions League twice , UEFA Cup numerous times including 2 quarter finals and a Semi Final, 2 FA Cup Finals, 4 FA Cup Semi Finals and won the Inter Toto Cup. Hardly s**** were we? s*** is an exaggeration BUT he could easily have played for a side that was challenging for titles How many bids did we turn down over the years from these sides that were challenging for the title?

ARE YOU WATCHING ALI GUPTER?

If Shola scores here it's going to be HILARIOUS.

Ferdinand got an extra game for the elbow last season, or the season before didn't he?

"Ladies and gentlemen, it is now 11 o'clock", says Jim White at 10:59. Daft prick.

ZOMG Liverpool are gonna buy Krul for Spurs like Chelsea paid for Carrlol.

Token

According to? Same source as the Cisse medical. These are provisional so fuck all may happen. I'll update the forum if I get anymore on that.

The foreigners are gonna be like 'wut?'.

Newcastle have two medicals provisionally lined up for today. Sunderland had two but have since cancelled one.

Cracks me up everytime

Danny Mills, shut up you absolute plonker. On about Smith, 'Professional, tremendous bloke, blah, blah, blah'. He's shit you baldy cunt.

Billy Sharp been mentioned? Off to Southampton. Good move.

Banhammer

It mentions the likeness of Cabaye for us Aye, cos he really looks lifelike on FIFA with his generic face like.

And what does it look like without cup matches?

Where was he meant to put said headers though? He put the majority into exactly the places he should've been headng them. Best was horrible today.