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Maybe he just nipped out for the paper, and got lost?

Just watchig Sky Sports and the shots from outside of St James Park, dont any of the young men up there work?  

at 6:56:59 PM?

I've looked and looked in the phone book and yellow pages and I still can't find "RENT-A-NUMPTY". Where do they all come from. I have been watching sky and don't recognise anyone as a season ticket holder near where I sit, or anyone who goes to the away games regularly. Why the hell do this spastics come crawling out of the woodwork every time something happens at SJP?

Off with their heads.

Brummie has cursed us.

 

After todays events outside of the ground, we have rose up to claim our rightfull title as 'Mong City'.

 

Ten times worse than the mongs at Eastlands yesterday.

 

We are in Meltdown tbh.

 

Man United fans got that from the City fans mobbing Berbatov into the car. Saw a lady with a toddler and an infant walking around in slippers. Had to be half past twelve at the time.

 

Still a photo finish between them and the City fans.

 

I saw that too but you are being too kind calling her a 'lady'.

 

Scum of the earth tbh having a bairn out like that at that hour.

You expect her to leave it in the house, by itself? it could stick its fingers in the electric socket or owt man.

They're a bunch of wankers yes, but it's entirely the clubs fault for not issuing an official statement on the issue earlier.

 

So let me get this right

You are seriously saying that because NUFC haven't commented on a RUMOUR it is OK to start setting fire to things

Is that what you are saying?

If you are please give your head a shake

 

It's a big rumour mate.

If any of you have the brains to use a computer and can read this then take pride in the fact that YOU are the reason this club is such a laughing stock. 

No they are not.

Look - if it happens, it happens.

If they name Wise as manager, fair enough

I don't like it but won't boo the man, or express anger

I'll judge him on results.

The man? hes a F@?£$*%g Dwarf!

oh my piles.

NUFC.com reporting this is making my arse twitch like.

An old bull and a young bull are stood on top of a hill looking down at a herd of cows.

The young bull turns to the old bull and says "Let's run down the hill and fuck us one of those cows!", to which the old bull replies "No son, lets walk down the hill and fuck them all"

I've always had faith in Keegan, and i'm looking forward to seeing the new players on the pitch. If they are anything like Jonas/Colo in ability, then i'll be more than happy.

It will all end in tears.

Total lack of ambition to be honest. Look at City it proves you don't have to be a top 4 team to sign top players.

Jesus Christ....

I'm off to bed, looking forward to seeing our new signings.

Man United clearly eating up time with the Berbatov "medical"

It's like Kramer vs Kramer.

There's a rainbow over St Jame's Park.

Aye, but the gold pots 140 miles west.

ok got them again now

 

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Some top shots there

I think what pissed a lot of people off was all the burglar grease over all the telephone boxes and lamposts. (there was none of that the time before afair).

f*** work i'm on here for the day

 

Xisco and Gonzalez so far and

 

If Smith goes i'll  then  then go for a  then  :bng: then  and finally 

 

Get another 4 in on top of that and i'll even go down on the wife

I am sure you can buy a proper version of this pic all framed and stuff from the 'Homes of Football' shop in Cumbria.

Nice one.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3190/2314963796_728e09f136.jpg?v=0#

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Top class pic, taken at the 6-6 away game at Tranmere.

I used to have a copy of it stuck on my wall when I was working down in London, but it wasn't the best quality and had Getty Images or something written over it. 

I'll be printing that one out and sticking it in a frame tomorrow

 

 

http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/media/uploads/223_t_w740_h600.jpg

 

 

^ I was looking everywhere for that one!, great photo.  And that old fella at the bottom, anyone know if he's still about? The last time I saw hime he was getting helped out down at Orient a few year ago, looked a bit out of breath.

That chelsea fan with his kid picture is a well know fake (check out the badly photoshopped arms)

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stand by for all those who said "I'll judge Ashley after the deadline" to start saying "I'll judge Ashley in January"

 

Nice to see that people still think that shelling out 3 seasons ticket money = hoping for failure. You could't make it up.

 

How's about you take off your shoes, sit back, relax and crack a beer? make sure you loosen your pants a little, give that semi-on some space to breath.

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A couple of Beanflickers.

If he doesn't sign this, he'll be finding more than one of his horses heads in his bed.