Robster

That hoof. Under no pressure.

Did you watch the game? What do you think?

What a gormless cunt.

He hasn't got THAT much luck

Well put and I believe, a perfect logical view point. Short term pain, long term gain.

What contract extension did we just give him ?

I'm still working but this thread is outstanding entertainment

While Ashley still owns the club, he must stay.

Being in the starting line up or on the bench is no true indication that you are fit these days.

No wonder him and Ashley make a good team.

It'll be a comfortable win, this.

Yeah, he's not much longer for Fulham's world.

He's sort of indirectly blaming the fans (and maybe the media to an extent) because why else would it be only Newcastle where you'd get questioned for bad performances. Such an unfathomably ridiculous statement.

If he keeps saying it often enough, people will believe it's happening.

Schumacher on Battiston will never be outdone for violence.

There's your schoolboy error right there. You're talking about Mike Ashley who is not a normal human being and rarely, if ever, displays normal behaviour.

Fucking hell

Not sure what school you went to if in the 90's you thought that would be handball.

I agree that the arm movement is unnatural but it's never a penalty. Not sure how much that little nudge in the back from Lascelles caused it ?

Fuck me, we need this to have some substance so badly. https://twitter.com/MoneyMikeAshley/status/1310265645536247810?s=20

Joe jumps into him

I didn't see the game but from that replay, it looks like it barely affected where the ball was going. If it was a full on block of the ball, your thought would be fair.

Wonderful analogy.