f***, what a weird picture. It looks like one of those 17th century Dutch portraits where the whole family have their noses in the air and you can tell the painter really thinks his patron is a c***.
Why is Coloccini blowing him a kiss?
Stunning footballer. Can't believe he's 36, he's still a top player.
Scored some stunning goals aswell. His top 11 are on a popular video website and they are all class!
They didn't show it on MOTD did they?
They did.
Aye to be fair they didn't even mention it afterwards. I definitely saw it and it was f'ing disgraceful.