TaylorJ_01

He's no different to any of the other tricky wingers really, it's just cos we don't actually have any.

Scotland were getting outplayed by Gibraltar there was general bemusement, ironic cheer when we won a penalty, then extreme hilarity when they equalised. Obviously after that it was pretty easy.

Italy appear to be stankin hard. 0 shots on target, got an OG though, spawny cunts.

Should've just retired. Surely he has enough money?

For people going to Dortmund, man it's so good. I think we were in the Ostkurve too. Was like a festival atmosphere. People pouring beers, adults, kids, men, women. Dortmund scored six and one overweight chap kept running over to us and we all kept kissing his head every time, as if he'd become a good luck charm

Yeah, it's generally just: Me: *trying not to mention Newcastle* Them: "So Newcastle eh?" Me: "yeaaah" *nervous laugh* Them: *raised eyebrow, mild laugh* Me: *shake of head* Them: "Pardew has started well at Palace, you should have kept him" Me: "How about I punch your wee brother" ad naseum

Nonceson

please be waterlogged please be waterlogged

Can imagine a bead of sweat on his head as he smashes a fat finger on the keyboard, typing one letter at a time, with his tongue out. His carer behind him egging him on "go on Lee, you are doing great!".

As if we'll start playing football when/if we get there? All he's doing is developing the next Greenock Morton midfielders of this world. We have Jack fucking Harper, one of the top young talents in the world, and he's been left out for shite, minging guys from Dunfermline and that. Sick.

It's the Scotland U-19s. The reason we're stuck in this Scottish mess of s**** youth players being trained to be s**** and becoming s**** is because of this type of management. "We'll never win by playing properly, maybe if we run and tackle loads we'll not lose". It's an endless cycle of s***. They are just as likely to win by playing actual football, but the managers don't know how, so they claim it's just 'something they have to do'. Bullshit. Leaving the Real Madrid youth captain out is blood-boilingly f***ing annoying and stupid.

GAH! GAH! GAH!

I forgot you can only win games with running.

He's our best prospect in.. like... ever and he's saying this!? Good grief.

I've never been bothered about having English players. If we can get cheaper, better players from abroad then so be it. It's down to our ridiculous TV deals and stupid foreign players rules that English player prices are so stupidly inflated - and why do we get big TV deals? People want to watch players like Aguero, Di Maria, Hazard, Toure, Mata, Van Persie etc etc. If every team could only use home-grown players England would be nowhere near the top. English football is f***ed, we rely on the foreigners.

Just sitting here screaming about those two frontlines. Emotionless screaming.

Bayern were shite lol

This Pucciarelli chap for Empoli is class.

one of your better attempts.

Rugby is fucking shite all the time. It's literally never good.

Top quality? Come on. There's not a lot to choose between him, Haidara and Dummett. I'm out. Bye.

Didn't know you were a lecturer.