TaylorJ_01

No. Loves losing loads.

Talking of people that like to get stabbed (and subsequently going to jail for handling stolen good), former Royal Antwerp stallwart Ronnie Wallwork. Good one. Remind me to suggest Jesper Blomqvist for left mid.

Fraser Digby one of his former clubs is Purfleet - fits his name well. Some good suggestions.

Is he a centre back or goalkeeper?

And, obviously, Calum Davenport. Highly rated before breaking his neck, attacking someone and getting stabbed loads (lost 50% of his blood). Now player/manager of Wootton Blue Cross

Centre back, stolen from elsewhere: Azar Karadas One of those fantastic players who can somehow play both centre back and centre forward, Mr Karadas spent a season on loan at Portsmouth almost a decade back. Although he didn't exactly set the world on fire, his sole goal for the club a) helped Pompey escape relegation and b ) contrary to what Wikipedia says, it was alright rather than "spectacular". Since departing our shores, Azar has been involved in a big contract dispute/paddy with Benfica, and played in Germany, Turkey and Norway.

Welcome, obscurity fans, to the N-O Obscure Premiership 11! Do names like Collins John, Junichi Inamoto, Oyvind Leonhardsen, Ulises de la Cruz and Calum Davenport tingle your fancies? If so, you're in luck. The N-O Obscure Premiership 11 has some rules; Player must have played at least 10 games for a premiership team since it's inception Player may still be active but not with a current Premiership team Nominations must be accompanied with reasons as to why the player should be included in the shortlist A shortlist of players in each position will be put up for a vote, starting with GK and CB (where you can choose two) The formation will be a standard 4-4-2 Preferable players will have one or many of: A massive fall from grace Off-field comedy On-field comedy moments Strange new career path Extensive list of clubs in transfer history Unusual physical appearance etc An good basis for ideas is probably the Random Footballers thread http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,93607.0.html --------------------- http://this11.com/play/abIlTpfaok.png -------------------- POSITION 1 - GK and CENTRE BACK x2 POSITION 2 - LEFT BACK/RIGHT BACK POSITION 3 - CENTRE MIDFIELD x2 POSITION 4 - LEFT MIDFIELD/RIGHT MIDFIELD POSITION 5 - STRIKER x2

"We'd like to offer you a contract. Please be at St. James Park at 1pm on Friday. Lunch will not be provided and please remember to bring a pen."

I like this idea of John Carver eating rotten eggs thing you have going on

After all the uproar about there not being any black managers in the prem, how annoyed would they be if it was Shola

Our fans don't deserve Remi Garde after the sickening defence of Pardew.

it's destiny.

I'm worried we'll see a backlash from the Pardew brigade once they all get dropped and a dressing room split. Smelliot and Bantz the main offenders.

Aye, although I think Inter will improve under Mancini He's been shite so far.

grate stuff

Chelsea don't hammer people as much as they could. I expect 3-0, so Chelsea -2.

Nah, it will be a solid egging. Mourinho will just stand there throwing rotten eggs at Carver. Carver will eat them. :lol:

is the gayest thing anyone has ever said

you say it like it's a regular occurrence.

Oh for god sake. The massive fuck went to Turkey's grim second tier, scored a few incomprehensibly bad goals, got scared of foreign food and fucking Carver is clamouring to get him back. Carver is such a fat ned.

Chicken fried.... rape.

Wow, nice.

Christ, more 'young people are all criminals!!' bullshit then. "Half empty" ffs absolute dire guff.

Aubameyang dat sheeit.

class