TaylorJ_01

I don't really know. Gervinho is a good enough example in itself to extrapolate to the entire of Africa.

Do you still have these mate? Sadly not, ElDiablo has bought them although I need to give him the details

I've always thought African players are wildly inconsistent, like.

Was it? You supported him waaaaay after that. Having trouble reading? Generic abuse. But yes, probably.

Was it? You supported him waaaaay after that.

Tevez?

It was never a beacon of quality, was it? It's famously the most petty thread here, that's why it's so great.

That was the worst thing I've ever seen. Just started spewing all over my computer and it broke. The desperate switching between bringing on defensive players and trying to win again was so hilariously bad.

I hope he gets aids from reading this post.

Hope he forgets to set the windows update to "postpone for 4 hours" and it shuts down his computer while he's using it.

Between injuries and suspensions we lost Tiote for quite a few games a season. Not ideal, but I loved him, was an absolute beast at the start and still is capable. Just seems to not give a fuck.

Well read from the image you knobber.

What Norwich need is quality, not more cloggers. He needs creativity around him to score. He'll be absolutely useless there.

How would someone even afford that? Incredible dedication.

Not really that fitting is it? Would have been better not happening Well yes dying is never ideal, but it's obvious what he meant.

Hope he forgets to say "tap water" and spends his whole lunch worrying they are going to charge him for it.

They signing a German CB for similar too? Never heard of him but big money to spend for them They sign exclusively relegation level players, then worry about relegation.

Hope he forgets to charge his phone overnight.

You're loving this

He wants northerngimp

Played for Man City ages ago didn't he? The guy is huge but crap.

Yep. "I know what will stop them! Mild inconvenience". They, like Barcelona, should be disbanded.

I wonder who they'll sign from their opponents and weaken them anyway.