TaylorJ_01

Yeah that's the one I'm thinking of but can't remember the name. Entered the Shola thread and exited wanting a kebab - strangely apt.

I just love chucking everything and anything into a pitta bread and getting wired in. Favourite type of food (I know there's more to turkish food than kebabs ).

That's my point - standard Brit abroad behaviour I'd love if a player or manager went abroad, learned the language, got into the culture etc. Instead of flying sausage and mash out on a chartered flight and speaking with a weird, Dutch accent (McClaren). More a general viewpoint than one aimed at ol' shithead shola. I'm sure lots of players probably do that when they come here too. Simply because our food is s***. It's got nowt to do with the Brit' thing. I can see why you feel that way like, but he's not alone and it isn't just 'us'. Yeah fair enough "when in Rome..." is sort of my life motto and I can't understand it when people insist on recreating their home life in a different place.

Might be tricky. This relies on Ashley making a decision in our favour. To then turn round and say "thanks.......but fuck you too!" might not work.

That's my point - standard Brit abroad behaviour I'd love if a player or manager went abroad, learned the language, got into the culture etc. Instead of flying sausage and mash out on a chartered flight and speaking with a weird, Dutch accent (McClaren). More a general viewpoint than one aimed at ol' shithead shola.

I dunno, it's just a bit british and pathetic. If you move country at least try and get into the culture a tiny bit

turkish food is mint

Standard Brit abroad behaviour then

Will be simply "got enough players in, unlucky with a couple injuries" and he'll have been told to keep it brief. Sure Ashley is on his back by now...

course he will

Just seems to be a part of British mentality that is very 'be happy with your lot, it could be worse'. I get that with work sometimes, as do a lot of colleagues. Not a risk-taking bunch in some ways.

"Newcastle United are simply not an interesting team to watch anymore. Even calling the style of football “functional” would be generous. “Functional” tends to imply a no-frills approach, which might actually get some form of result or return. Pardew supplies functional football without fulfilling the function; quite apt really – when you take the “function out of “functional”, what are you left with? “Al”, of course…" Fucking hell, brilliant who wrote it?

That was hilarious

This is class

Proud of Ian in the comments. What a comment bloody hell

QFNP

Keep up ffs

And what about the other team? Are they immune to feeling any pressure?

Cashed out about 3 seconds before second goal. Ah well, tenner anyway.

Loose Lips Sink forums... Ashley watchers everywhere...shhhhh ridzuan did it

maybe they will show other, more interesting games

Cause he's s*** and no one wants him in the team so harsh Elias: "oh I wonder what is in the newspaper today I sure hope it's interesting" Paper: "RUBBISH ELIAS RAPED BY MAICON" Elias: "oh what an unfortunate rumour I hope that's all that's in here" Paper: "P*SS-SOAKED ELIAS'S PEPPERED ANUS SHAME" Elias: "oh well"

Why does every rumour include Elias?