TaylorJ_01

he's barely even a gender Is he f*** a Mike, and I bet his dad isn't even named f***ing William. he's a unspecific solid object.

he's barely even a gender

Oh wow, good take up by the fans.

how did he do that seriously

"stop being so shit" http://37.media.tumblr.com/1406e25cda0bf6c23faa025340efa52a/tumblr_n59eq5B5qY1tu7965o1_400.gif

That set piece goal http://i.imgur.com/FTb2d1e.gif

Hope they pummel us into oblivion.

Didn't think it'd be this bad.

so bad

Ayoze has a dreamy touch.

Had on I went away for like a minute and missed it STOP LICKING YOU WEIRDO

Hahahaha, Wasilewski, Morgan and Huth is a hyooouuuggeee tri-force.

Must love the taste of Ashley's arse. No wonder he's licking his lips all the time. "Go and win the game" *loses* Sure Ashley was delighted.

You're always correct, so I'm watching tomorrow purely for how bad it's going to be based on these revelations.

Must be the only club to complete pair production from a sufficiently energetic photon so I doubt it'll have a huge effect.

Your lick rate's shit, get out.

:lol: "Save the club from relegation". He could achieve that by not getting another point.

Hope they're as reliable as whoever told you about Carr.

In real life - balance and acceleration derive from core strength, poise & power. That's what acceleration is - explosive power over short distances. You don't have great balance or acceleration without strength and power. Giovinco says "areet" You can be small and light and still have power and strength. Remy Cabella is not. A low centre of gravity produces greater torque, which is why shorter people can be explosive over shorter distances. In football people tend to think of speed and strength as separate and linear but that is not the case. To run fast you need to be powerful. That's what is moving you along. Torque is a term associated with angular movement, in which case pushing a lever further out from the centre of mass will produce a greater torque and is irrelevant. From a purely physical sense, momentum is directly proportional to the mass and speed of the player. A smaller mass will therefore deem it easier to overcome inertia due to the lesser momentum - is how I would think about speed/acceleration/power. Overall, I'd say smaller mass, quicker acceleration but an inability to reach as high speeds as people with higher mass. This is why Sol Campbell was the fastest man at Arsenal despite being a massive bear of a guy. Ben Arfa was an anomaly for me, he could reach his comparitively high top speed almost immediately. His thrust was insane. Purely from a physical sense he's a marvel. Tack onto that his dribbling ability at high speeds and he stops making sense. I think I agree, but I got sidetracked.

The only thing making me think we'll win is the law of averages we simply can't keep losing for eternity... can we?

He said "minging" the other day, he's truly one of us. A probably better-looking one of us... possibly tanned.

In real life - balance and acceleration derive from core strength, poise & power. That's what acceleration is - explosive power over short distances. You don't have great balance or acceleration without strength and power. Giovinco says "areet"

Carver was there. Team: Woolston, Sterry (Gilliead 46), Laidler, Kemen, Newberry, Cameron, Ward (Longstaff 85), Ferreyra (Heardman 85), Armstrong, De Jong, Barlaser. Subs n/u: Harker, Roberts

Finished 4-0

If the title ends up being correct we all have to give Sima a blowie.