TaylorJ_01

That's bullshit though. So we can say "Yanga-Mbiwa is no longer going to play so has depreciated £5m in value" or something like that?

Only just realised he means assistant manager

I still love the neutral article and then "DO YOU THINK CARVER IS RIGHT FOR THE JOB? 98% NO" in the poll.

That'd be disgusting. I love Klopp, please don't do it Kloppy. Please. That said, prem could do with some more characters. Boring collection of clogger-loving arseholes like Bruce, Charva, Pulis etc. At least Mourinho has a bit of an interesting persona, albeit tedious and annoying.

Any buys will be funded almost entirely from sales. Sell Sissoko for ~£15m and we'll get 3 £4m players in + wages. CB, CM and a winger.

But seriously, Ashley knows 90% of the boycotters will be back.

aye, shut up ian

Liverpool -1 was lovely, easy money. The -1 bet against Newcastle has provided me with many coins.

If 40,000 people still show up for this then we're beyond saving tbh.

Right.

From that telegraph article, this is a class photo, nearly made me shed a tear http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03267/bobbynewc_3267388b.jpg

My flatmate told me he was so bad it was beyond belief. Something about doing a pirouette without the ball while trying to tackle and falling over.

He'll get demoted to his eight year ass. man. contract. We'll hire a new, cheap head coach to keep the sheep happy to buy season tickets. ass man contract

that's surely a minority though edit: @James

http://www.imgur.com/VMYv13r.jpeg

Gary Teale is an absolutely massive ned

It's wot u read in a bewk

The fuck is Sterry

Hatem pegging Kieran Richardson 23 times was a fine display of Great British grit and determination.

Kolarov if only for his mad blasties.

http://i.imgur.com/HmquaFN.png http://i.imgur.com/acer4iW.png

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052011/1304618376_tumbleweed-gif.gif

acutal shite guy

You're perfect as a DM I'd say. Get a triangle of LFEE and yourself, I'll sit in front, nice balance. Couple of pacey wingers and someone who can finish.