That Newcastle are never going to win the World Cup?!
Nah, I mean. We've seen more than a few of our current and former players doing well here, and it's usually like "Wow, look what he can do when he's not forced to listen to a pack of f***ing maniacs." We've got the tools to be serious but it will never ever happen as long as we're hostages.
Take it to the Pardew thread, dweeboid.
f*** is a Scot doing watching the World Cup.
getting drunk