TaylorJ_01

Aston Villa vs Leicester god, that'll be minging.

Steve Stone, man, it's like everyone is fucking stupid. We've got rid of the shitty, broken treehouse and left the rubbish tree. In fact, Carver and Stone promoted is arguably more dangerous. Fuck knows who Dave Watson is but he's probably a disgusting jeb too.

hahahahahahaha dat Man U

thanks pards

Literally no-one is still alive from then.

the guy was storming about like this was Ban Turismo 4. However, s**** BanTur and a poor lap time meant he just got the Ban.

God knows what Carver will do with all these young Spanish boys.

yous had an actual garbage tornado in your ground

Christ, I'd love big Demba back. Absolute monster of a forward.

Yann M'Vila is a cunt. Had hundreds of options, went to Russia, complained about Russia being shit, refused to play. Got paid loads though so that's the main thing.

80 applicants there's no way none of them were better than Carver.

Could very well be that they're holding out for the likes of Tuchel, Garde, or Galtier, all of whom have reservations about taking charge now. said no-one, ever.

Not enough people are beheaded on the pitch nowadays. Well, apart from in Brazil.

Doubt he needs to even be registered with a number.

He'd probably be the least qualified manager in the top 4 divisions. It really is shameful.

Not sure how you can watch us lose loads under this guy and decide he's the man to see us through the season. Talk about ambition. Ah well, no point in the rest of the season. They know he's not good enough, we know he's not good enough, he won't be here next season. It's so wonderfully pointless.

we're being treat like total simpletons. It's insane. They have absolutely shat it and are refusing to question the club in any way. Instead they are having kickabouts with the coaches (5-a-side presumably) and posting absolutely turgid "who wud u rather buy - lacazet or huddlestun" while the club advertise absolutely minging "school disco" nights. We're a fucking waste of space in this league, man. Let someone in who'll actually try and progress and we'll take our rightful place in the Championship.

Welcome, Carver, to the English managers collective.

Should be mentioned what happened, actually (it probably has). Defour randomly ran over to the crowd with the ball while it was in play and just booted it as hard as he could. Got sent off

Danny Ings runs the most hardest.

Neville is absolutely awful, man. Truly a terrible, terrible pundit. Just talks absolute bollocks at an phenomenal rate. Rosicky was doing that bloody no-look pass every time he got the ball yesterday. It worked about twice.

Yeah we should all sit and clap instead. Lovely clapping.

Grim.

Motor neurone disease, sadly.

Saw the Football Ramble live last night. Class, recommend it. Gave Pete a sackpardew flyer I had and he stuck it on his desk for the full show Met them all too after, sound chaps!