TaylorJ_01

tbh I think we were a) fortunate that this wasn't given and b) they didn't therefore award a penalty for whatever Wissa did here Wissa made no attempt to play the ball, I was surprised no-one claimed a penalty here and focussed on Haaland's position. Not sure why we got our smallest player to mark Semenyo, he's a big dude.

he's the 99th percentile for crosses per 90. Most 'big chances' created in the team etc. I thought he was great, sad he went off injured. Would have bags of assists if we could finish. From the Chronicle "We don’t think Jacob’s injury is serious, but of course we’re waiting to see the full extent of it. He’s had a hamstring problem for a couple of weeks, but he’s had two scans that have come back clear so we’re not too sure what’s going on with him."

This is fair

Still quite annoyed at his misses and general play last night. He does that weird thing the rubbish players at 7s do. They like spasm and leap into the ball when it's coming to them and it flies off in a random direction.

I love watching Murphy now. There's something incredibly simple and efficient about it. He just gets it and, no matter where he is, looks up to the front line to see where they are and try and hit them. It's very effective too, we just can't finish for shit.

OR bang him in at right-back against Doku

Why's everyone so radge tonight

possibly but it's a bit worrying if he can't do anything with crosses directly to his feet

I thought he looked more likely to score, was getting in good positions and putting himself about. Inches away from Bruno's ball in. The shooting is infuriating though. I don't think we'd ever be annoyed at a striker shooting too much. Just shoot ffs that's your job.

i hope you like having that avatar for absolutely ages

I forgot, we actually don't have any reserves at all. Just some u-21s who seem to be way below level required and never involved. We're a very thin squad really.

I just wish Gordon didn't miss that absolute sitter against Bournemouth in the last min. Would've saved Barnes and Woltemade 30 mins of extra time. Then, if they started, I think we'd have at least come out with a draw. They terrorised them last game. Fine margins, we miss so many easy chances.

Murphy looked fantastic on a positive. He should have tonnes of assists this season. On a more negative note, he's now injured too

his left foot is minging, and haven't seen him get a clean pass or shot away yet on either foot. Quite embarrassing.

this one

I thought we played well there and should've won it. I'm quite angry at Wissa, that was diabolical. His left foot is non-existent which is inexcusable for a striker. At least hit the target.

I feel like if we started Barnes and Woltemade, we might have won this. Funnily enough, the ones who won us the game against Man City last month

INCHES

I feel like he'd at least just get shots away. These two are a nightmare sometimes.

yup

JUST FUCKING SHOOT Why do our strikers not hit it first time FFS

touch e-langz

here I didn't realise Man City are such dirty fuckers

tbf Haaland did move Pope out the way essentially

Elanga redemption please