TaylorJ_01

It'd be good to get a squad of 2 syllable players or less. It'd be loads of plodding Brits and a bunch of random Brazilians.

let's hope chris wood is chris good

Is it me or is this quite a shite signing?

As much as I enjoyed catching up on 9 pages about Chris Wood, I hope we get some more interesting rumours this week.

Just saw this this result. We are so relentlessly embarrassing

Funny to think she's the same age as I was when I was her age.

Think the Bruce & Ashley damage is going to be too hard to undo.

that is phenomenal

"To be confirmed today" sounds too definite to me. I vote we leave it as tomorrow in the interest of vagueness.

Edit: zaius, sifu and mandoon! Most folk wisely skipped the chippy.

What a fantastic weekend, just back home. Enjoyed the games and felt they were very even, definitely need to work on my fitness... Thanks LFEE and Yorkie for organising it all, sure Jon would be chuffed his memory creates a great yearly weekend for a nice bunch of folk. Good choices on restaurants too slightly regretting the 2pm start with MKSC and the ~2/3am finish with Zaius not felt so rough in a long time ? great laugh though! British rail are the only losers this weekend imo...

Wait, Slim was organising dinner? I can envisage something like Super Hans stag.

you're getting halfed

I'm still in. Got a hotel in the centre. They only had "accessible" rooms left, might need it depending how the game goes.

harsh on heero imo

You wouldn't embarrass yourself anyway. I'm surprised we've all made it through lockdown There's usually at least one serious injury and various strains.

Fantastic I'm staying at the "Motel One", everything was booked and/or mad expensive. Seems like a busy weekend in the toon.

Can't be arsed working it out but I imagine his PL average isn't far off relegation

I can help you out Mr Gravy Ol' blue top Chocolate Bruce (mousse) Gorp! The Lard (shard)

Not sure I can hate him more than Pardew...

Side point, but this place is going to be mental now will be quite fun.

So bad. Probably Brucey has to hand back half of the exit fee under the table, some weird tax evasion scheme. Wouldn't put it past the pests

I still can't quite believe Mike Ashley would give such an obviously stupid contract to Bruce when he's trying to offload the club.

It says 600 trillion ffs come on