TaylorJ_01

I can't think of a good enough Sainsbury's pun.

It was all a dream. He used to read Word Up magazine. damnit. I'm going to sign in to twitter and call him a 'sod'.

Not a chance even if we did stay up, will be too expensive. Very good footballer though. He was so, so highly rated. I like him, tidy footballer, I reckon he can push on too. Used to live near me too

What was the juicy story?

This is it. End of discussion on Jonas.

Not beautiful enough for our squad.

why do they care? Shit gets published every day, man.

A lot of 4-4-2's being expected. Is this because of the back to basics thread? I don't think there has been anything to suggest he'll change back, correct me if I'm wrong.

Couple of early Barca goals will keep it interesting. Don't want them to go through, though.

Hardly shocking, man. Thought he was OK. Apart from the Hummells thing - maybe Mourinho was right about that, or he just didn't see it.

I still like the home kit we had in the championship, think it's my favourite.

If 4-4-2 I'd concur with Kanji. He won't play with no defensive midfielders though.

Agree with all of that Word Come on, it's hardly rocket science. Journalists are getting way too much credit for stating the bleeding obvious here "use ben arfa moar, drop jonas, don't play sissoko wide".

Foreshadowing where Pardew will force him to play next season. Too easy

I haven't at all been keeping up - but I thought there was going to be fan input?

Or my mate "ROCHEMBACK!" Disturbingly very, very recent

"SHEARER!" obvs...

Dave

How come you know him? Went to Dortmund for Dortmund vs. Freiburg. Went out on the Sunday and there was only one bar open, really. In he walks with his mates so we buy them all whisky and start singing Dortmund/Schalke scheisse songs. He then piled us all into taxis and took us to Kemminghausen boys club and we got horrendously smashed in a private clubhouse. Can't say too much more! Although my lasting image is seeing him come out a petrol station with about 4 crates of dortmunder kronen and another guy saying "touch anything and we'll fuck you up" only for my mate to run on to the pitch and take his clothes off. Class night. But yeah they all kept in touch, not so much the man himself (quite quiet in a way) but we talk to all the other guys still!

Kevin says "Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa und nochmal jaaaaaaaaaaa... Was sind wir geiiiiiiiil! Wir haben uns so verdient!!!! Borussiiiiia jaaaaaaaaaa"

Yep.

We got banned from playing because someone tombstone piledrivered a lad half way through a game for seemingly no reason

"Gabriel, next year I will be manag-" "SHUT UP FFS WE NEED TO SHOW CHEESESTRING ADVERTS" Jesus, I'm still giggling at that interview. Poor Gabriel