LOWLIGHTS MORE LIKE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
f*** it, can I die soon please.
Yep.
I am sure the City Hall will make a statue of you. A portrait of you going mental, like chewing your own hat or something, after another consented goal.
Then the label would say:
To the memory of: Interpol
Local hero, martyr and Internet user
Killed himself after a League Match