TaylorJ_01

Ciaran Clarke isn't great, sadly. Bit headless chicken-y.

The goals were due to the full backs, not the centre backs. Second one Lejuene has to header that man They've basically got a header/shot away every time a ball's come in. Good crosses, but we've barely stopped one. And another...

The goals were due to the full backs, not the centre backs. Second one Lejuene has to header that man They've basically got a header/shot away every time a ball's come in. Good crosses, but we've barely stopped one.

I see the optimism but if we can't defend simple balls in we'll never take anything from this. Missing Lascelles.

Man U just need to spam us with lofted balls into the box. An absolute mess every time one comes in.

so a pen

Murphy just slows it down so much

SHUT UP ROBBIE SAVAGE JUST SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Blob injured, pie strain.

That was the worst corner ever

Class by Lejeune

The closest you've got to a boardroom is putting your terrible cock in an amstrad emailer.

I need to find a video of it, but I remember him doing the league cup draw a couple of years ago on BBC or ITV or something. He was clearly extremely ill. Every time the camera panned to him he was dabbing his head with a wet cloth then would jump and stare at the camera like a rabbit in headlights. Picking the balls out he was shaking so much and generally mumbling and fumbling. I thought he was going to pass out and die, it was incredible.

Perfectly put that's exactly it. You find yourself emphasising the same words and speaking with his odd voice.

I've always thought, if we had lots of money, we should create a second team in the lower leagues. However, every single player has to have the exact same first and second name. The far-reaching administration issues and general annoyance caused would be incredible.

*buys Ryan Babel*

Do we ever play on a Saturday?

how about i flying elbow you

Would rather he was good on the ball

I'm dying to play. I'll look at it today and see if I can get from Manchester to Newcastle, then back to Edinburgh in the day! Anyone hanging about the Monday?

Wow, whatever will the Spanish police uncover next.

This is probably his last big contract, must have basically given up which is sad. Even me, the world's biggest HBA fan, thinks he must be doing this himself.

so no more England band?

Are we playing Elliot instead of fucking Krul? Jesus wept.