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Also, for some reason I was thinking about defensive partnerships. How boss would Kompany - Colo be? Would be impenetrable.

Probably been discussed but is there any chance that Demba won't even get a game in the Senegal team? I know it sounds ludicrous but they have Papiss Cisse, Moussa Sow and Niang (not sure how he's doing in Qatar). Wishful thinking, I know.

He's tiny. Probably from his malnourished upbringing on merseyside.

Excellent. I assume Liverpool will have had to have paid in the region of £18-25m? Hilarious. £80m on three strikers. One s****, one racist and one black Edit: and Downing. Not to mention paying a s***-ton for Hendersen and Charlie Saddam

Well, seems like Pardew is thinking what we all thought he was thinking - i.e. when HBA plays we need to use a slightly different system. He'll definitely get a chance with Ba away and I'm sure he'll do well. Not too worried about the whole situation at the moment.

As I said somewhere else, best defender I've seen play for us and probably the best defender I've ever watched play in the Prem. Possible bias but fuck it, he's awesome.

Aye i remember that like. Absolutely no way he's a better finisher than Ba unless it's one of these 'in training' things.

Cabaye is a magician, fucking love him.

what a bellend

Addicted to syrup

Dwight Yorke was fantastic. I could imagine all the staff behind the camera going mental at Dwight Yorke dribbling down the camera lens. Fucking idiot

Then we'd need to increase the fee

stop bidding please

I particularly like 'JOnes cunt'

Absolutely lightyears ahead of Ryan Taylor in that position.

What a night! I'll have a think about what I want to say, but I hope this is a sign of a return to form. But fucking hell, get gubbed off Norwich then fuck Man United, yet again NUFC makes no sense, ever. Colocinni is the best centreback I've ever seen at the club (admittedly not too hard) and I need to have a real think about this, but he's one of the best I've seen play in the premiership.

Obertan is so crap at tackling Can't believe this!!

Danny Smellbeck

Fans are making this impossible for Man U, well in

As does Raylors

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

Between spastic Yorke and geordie Taylor I bet most people are struggling to understand this

Yorke is ridiculously thick

Wish Michael Owen would fuck off and never mention us in one of his gay tweets ever again. Cunt.

Them bab a.