TaylorJ_01

Carroll, duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure he's a clever man but he looks mental

Urgh I hate how people go on about him. He's a typical, talentless, Stoke clogger.

Geremi likes bums

Disappointed in Hulk. Trying to be smart in stupid situations. It's saddened me a bit, he's always been pretty mythical to me.

Just out of interest what is the bottom of the english league? Do you mean league 2 - cant see conference clubs being kean to give up a promotion place or would they have to go further down? Nope, right at the start. Bottom of the conference.

Fair play. Technically decent but limited player. Haven't really followed him since he went to Boro.

Should send a letter to the council regarding health and safety. Just to wind the bastards up.

Hoy on a wig and send in your CV.

It would be a monstrously good bit of PR for any new owner coming in.

Not sure what you were planning on doing with him but we don't have a game. i knew that as well, strange We've all been there

Not sure what you were planning on doing with him but we don't have a game.

Feel like I have to constantly mention how good a player this guy is. Nice guy to boot. Hope he stays till he retires, I really do.

Looking forward to Porto - Man City. Hulk vs. Kompany will be some battle assuming they are both playing

That sign was iconic. Very sad to see it go.

:(

Antonio Valencia is probably around 163%

"I didn't really have chance to get to know Sam Allardyce because he wasn't there that long. I just remember him being a big man."

The injection of energetic players like Boateng, Robinho, Abate and even Thiago Silva has really seemed to get them going. Wonder if they can get to the very later stages....

I have £6k a week in my head for some reason, there was definitely stories of him being on a ridiculous wage for someone in that position On a similar note, Samuel Adjei was apparently scouted by the likes of Barca and was hugely hyped up when he signed as a 16 year old, but I've heard next to nixy about him since he arrived. I highly doubt he was scouted by Barcelona. He impressed our scouts in a youth game for the Swedish national team and we took contact with his club Jönköping Södra and gave him a trial. He impressed and signed a deal. He was touted as the next Köpinggnenjing Soderrekyljikop. Didn't see it myself.

I've heard ESPN can pull out of the TV deal if there are no old firm matches to show...

I'd like to see Leeds come back up as much as the kebab I bought last night

FT. That was guff ey.

Also, why the fuck didn't he bust a nut to get Samba? It was like Holly Willoughby bending over and handing me lube.