TaylorJ_01

No. All Scottish football fans over the age of 30 are pathetically dull. Motherwell games are the worst. It's just a stadium full of

I like him. Probably the only player I rate in Scotland at the moment. Also, he's very much in the same mould as Enrique and would link up with Jonas well, although he's not as good defensively.

1. Prime Minister 2. Berbatov 3. Some amateur. It's as if 4chan took over the vote

I'd be worried about Tiote dallying about on the ball trying to create space as he usually does (a la Parker). While it's fine in midfield it could be costly at the back.

lulz http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16033250.stm

Rooneys 's goal, jesus fuck!

Why is Messi's goal in the top 3? Is it because he is Messi?

Maybe we should send pictures of Tiote to the players houses before the game. Might scare them a bit.

The only saving grace is that Simpson and Perch have a bit of pace about them. We should maybe press a bit higher as I'm not aware of Norwich being particularly fast. Either that or sit Tiote ridiculously deep.

Is this man alive to take up defensive duties? Does Pardew know he exists?

I regularly stop what I'm doing to think about Coloccini and how much of a better man he is than I. I'm distraught at the news he isn't invincible.

Predictably it looks like it's going to end 0-0

What I am currently watching http://rookery9.aviary.com.s3.amazonaws.com/11316000/11316480_f683_625x625.jpg

bahahahahahaha this fog is insane!

Has it been postponed? I'm watching now but it's not showing it...

POTY

Number 12 pulled out Li Tie - "number 78"

Li Tie is doing well now, damn

Blackburn EASY

I'm trying to watch it but itv.co.uk is making me watch about 10 minutes of shite adverts

What the hell does that even mean? Terrible news. Was becoming a real force. At least we know Colowilli is a decent partnership but they seem to be both injured too.

bbc love a bit of dubstep

I get the impression Steve Kean sits in his office doing cocaine all day and throwing rocks out the window while the players train outside for 5 hours under instruction to 'run around in a circle loads'.

I love how hilariously erratic Al-Habsi is

You're always positive because you take so much ecstacy, Steve.