TaylorJ_01

Excuse me? It's one of these new fangled acronyms.

Does he wake up in the morning and think "How do I make myself look even more of a c*** today then?" One day he'll wake up and he can't. Then he will die.

http://www.givemefootball.com/transfer-details?player=15035&playerID=5597 I'm enquiring on behalf of Mike.

Wilfred Bouma. Heh.

Seriously though, what would happen if half of the side was world class (on one half of the pitch) and the other half was gash?

Krul Pique Carlisle Maicon Elokobi Xavi Reid Navas W. Elliot Drogba Jeffers

No s***

Bloody Moses. Meh, Routledge>>Moses so we win.

Vickery always makes a point of pronoucing all the players names correctly. Like I didn't know Robinho = Hrobinho.

YES!

Vickery is great. You should hear him on Doton Adebayo's (sp?) South American football phone-in on saturday's @ 3am. Great listen, he is unbelievably knowledgable.

Danny Wilson plays in the SPL SO HE MUST BE C***. Naw, he's actually class. Only 18. He's going to be some player.

Campbell-Brambell (aka Camble-Bramble) has to happen. Do it Steve!

The South American football expert at the BBC expects Boselli to flop. Tim Vickery? Probably correct. The guy is a South American football genius.

He's no Wade Elliot.

Kuyt isn't a good winger. Don't rate him at all in that position. Would have a front four of Jovanovic, Gerrard, Cole and Torres myself.

That's pretty much the wages Liverpool are offering Cole for one year, isn't it? Unless they aren't planning on paying Benayoun I don't understand.

Replacement for Cole? Usually they would replace him by signing someone better. They are crying out for a really good right winger imo. Benayoun is class though I agree, he is a good player. I just don't think he's a step up from Cole, which I would have expected.

Replacement for Cole? Usually they would replace him by signing someone better. They are crying out for a really good right winger imo.

a 30 year old Benayoun? Why did Chelsea do this? Especially for £5.5mil. Weird signing.

Bloody ESPN. Would it be on bet365?

Well, you have to say the average age of starting 11's is going down. So relatively speaking he would probably be the oldest. Didn't know that about Ian Rush though.

Jesus, I love him. He's absolutely tiny but absolutely rapid. Dunno about his general play but he's definitely an awesome impact player at this early age. That is definitely what he is like on computer games. Only seen him on highlight shows and one or two matches where he was a sub. Don't worry, my knowledge is never from computer games.

Jesus, I love him. He's tiny but absolutely rapid. Dunno about his general play but he's definitely an awesome impact player at this early age. Perfect match up with Carroll. Looks likely for a permanent move though. Bari want to build a team around him. Bahaha, the difference would be crazy. Carroll must be over a foot taller than him. Still, he's a player in the Kieron Dyer mould which is something we need. However, he would get absolutely crushed by most of the teams in the Prem... I say we sign Giovinco and pair him up with Maierhofer.

Well there goes our policy of signing younger players. Infact, this would probably be the oldest player we have ever signed.