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Will be unveiled later today.

Le Equipe reporting that Southampton are set to sign Morgan Schneiderlin, highly-rated young Frenchie. http://www.lequipe.fr/Football/breves2008/20080626_222643_schneiderlin-a-southampton_Dev.html

I'd rather have No Juan in goal than Paul Robinson tbh.

Isn't that just what he is?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/257640~Lemar-Obika-Posters.jpg http://img.skysports.com/07/11/218x298/LloydDoyley_595728.jpg http://images.google.co.uk/url?q=http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44513000/jpg/_44513873_dariushenderson270.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGSL9_r3Q0OWDQI3iCQS96w9cEPRw http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/hulk%2002.jpg http://vershner.co.uk/wfc/bbc-stewartadmission_files/jordanstewart.jpg http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb118/lindyshoots/spoon2.png (not racist btw, i searched for 'spoon with a face' and this is what came up :\)

I'm surprised, not good enough to make the step-up yet imo, should've gone to another Championship side on loan. He won't make an impact at Pompey, despite their apparent lack of striking depth.

To the collective disappointment of half this board.

aye righto I refer you to what must have been the most important penalty shootout in your history, League Cup 4th round 06/07, facing the mighty Watford at Vicarage Road. You wankers won.

TBH, when it really matters, you do fine.

Newcastle aren't that bad you know.

Mike - you still got FIFA?

Was Gareth Bale tapping him up or something?

An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late And isn't it ironic...dontcha think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought...it figures Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well isn't this nice..." And isn't it ironic...dontcha think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought...it figures Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up In your face A traffic jam when you're already late A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic...dontcha think A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think... It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought...it figures Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out Helping you out

When someone says one thing nd means another, often to make fun of, tease or satirize someone else. Who are you? Alanis Morisette?

Yeah, I've put on an accumulator with the help of our local shopkeeper now and then. Won £250 once, which was nice. Although I only put 50p on each time tbh. You won £250 on a 50p bet? Yeah. Did 15 or so matches, I think, came out well.

Yeah, I've put on an accumulator with the help of our local shopkeeper now and then. Won £250 once, which was nice. Although I only put 50p on each time tbh.

But Newcastle aren't interested?

How could that have been offside Motson, you mug?

A talking turd > Andy Gray

"As long as they keep a clean sheet, they know a goal will be enough for them" state the obvious, why don't you?

Yep, but instead the just surrendered. History repeats itself.

Bloody close from Toni.

Don't recall Wigan winning the European Cup. Oh come on. Please don't tell me you're serious?

Come on Romania!

Abidal off! Peno!