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Was released by Southampton, on trial at Swindon last week... found himself to you somehow. Is supposed to be quite good but is a complete cunt and was charged for robbery or something a few months back.

one is apparently Nile Ranger ex Southampton kid. Is a bit of a rebel by all accounts, was apparently charged for burglary or something.

thats not for you or me to to say how good a player he is or how Fulhams manager judges him, I'm talking about a principle, which is explained in my reply to MOwen in the other thread . I don't think you will understand the principle because you are too inexperienced in judging football boards etc, like a lot of people. Now, as you are harping on about people being childish, how about restoring the posts that were childish deleted by Andy, regarding someone editing peoples posts which you agree with as you agree with his view, and answering them as they were directed at you by me ? I want to talk football. What makes Andy Johnson a good player? He is fast which detracts from his rubbish play. He is a convincing diver and wins lots of penalties. He is good at scoring penalties.

Any semi-decent striker signed tomorrow would excite me almost to the point of instantaneous ejaculation, at the very least I'd have pre-cum dribbling down my leg. Such is how much we need one and how little a chance there is of one arriving.

Better than Lootown. And you should see my location on TT.

GeJon, I've realised you're close to scumland. You're dead to me now.

Are you joking?!

You should follow your local team. (We are your local atm, aren't we?)

Rather him than Tamas Priskin tbh. At least Alan Smith won't get pushed over by the wind.

Would like us to sign the fella on loan if possible. Anyone will do. (Except Collins John)

Hope we sign a fucking striker tomorrow otherwise we'll lose 4-0 instead of 4-3 at Palace on Saturday. We currently have: Tamas Priskin, Will Hoskins, Theo Robinson and Liam Henderson. Shit.

Andy Gray Marlon King Lee Cook Jonathan Greening Ian Ashbee Neil Warnock Matt Taylor Steve Howard Should I go on?

Worth £2M when the ball is in the air. Worth £500k when the ball is on the ground.

He's training with us at the moment.

Bolton agree fee for Big Dan. Hopefully Aidy gets some money from this one, otherwise we're fucked. Or even better, something purely fantastical would be £1.5M + Helguson which would be just .

Nasri, under Wenger in a few years he'll be the best attacking midfielder in the world.

March according to the man himself. He came into my work and told a few people who were in at the time. Chopra also confirmed it to the above mentioned mate. Christ, I sound like a right smug ITK tit oh, i didnt realise it was common knowledge! ha ha hope he is, and the Mackems panic buy with Saha are someone like that! would love it. Simply due to the fact a mackem at work telling me that KJ is better than Michael Owen. Jesus wept Dave Kitson scored more goals than Jones last season, man. KJ has one of the worst attitudes possible as well, real mercenary.

On paper their team looks good mind. Arguably could compete with you, Blackburn, Villa, etc. even if they're not brilliant, if Keane can keep them injury free and consistent they could do well. They still need a defence mind.

Marlon King (Tommy Mooney) Gianluca Vialli (Luther Blissett) Dave Bassett (Wee Gordon Strachan) Mark Ashton (Theo Paphitis) Andy Gray (Matt Le Tissier) FUCK THEM ALL

No but are on a par with Man U so we should beat everybody but them and draw with them. Did you know, Watford have lost to all of these, drawn with another league 2 side and another league 1 side too. Plus we've lost 4 strikers, without any form of replacement. It's going to be great next season.

But have you lost to a non-league side, a league 2 side and a league 1 side?

It's not. That'll never go through, the Sarf Africans pulled out of it.

Lost to Barnet yesterday. That makes it Wealdstone, MK Dons and Barnet to beat us. We've drawn against Hereford too.

I hope Anil Ambani buys you, because then his brother will want a slice of football cake and he might buy Watford.

There's one camp saying Moutinho is coming, M'Bia is coming, we bid for the Mexico keeper and everything is rosy There's another camp saying the money has been pulled by Philip Green after a fall out with Kenwright, Moyes is considering quitting because he's got 20 pence to spend, the world is going to implode etc f*** knows what's going on. Probably the latter knowing Everton. Moyes walking out on you would be a disaster, wonder where he'd end up. Assistant at Manure to be manager when Fergie buggers off, if he leaves that is. (IMO)