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I sat hattrick Isak 🤞🏻

My river won't work at work because my Internet is shocking here, as soon as I turn off we go and score 3 I'm gonna have to stop watching games.

Dear oh dear, what is wrong with us?

Proper line up that, plenty there to make sure we win convincingly, hopefully the players feel they have a point to prove too.

Turkey teeth dust all over the West Ham dugout

A drilldo

At the very least it was ill thought click bait, I saw the backlash was brewing, I even quote tweeted it myself.

Really want to see Isak get his first hattrick for us, he deserves it after the 2nd half of this season, but I'll take a 1-0 going in off Dan Burns arse to get back on track.

Now we've got our own media gaslighting us

The whole thing stinks: The public courting, tapping up before making it official. Ashworth signalling his desire to leave for Man Utd - still no formal approach. The lowball offer below the price we paid to get him here. The bitching and moaning to the press. The gaslighting by media and fans alike (know your place minnows). And now the feckless midget wants to take us to arbitration because we won't let him skip along to the merry tune of Ineos. I hope we double down and drag this whole calamitous horror show to a bitter and lengthy conclusion.

One of two things will happen, they'll be in a death rattle and play out their skins to delay the inevitable or we plough through them.

So are you agreeing with me and disagreeing with me in the same post?

This was it for me, these players aren't good/confident on the ball and always need an extra touch or 10 to line up a pass, any kind of pressure and they crumble, Palace played a blinder.

Poor to a man, Bruno probably our best player but even he doesn't deserve more than a 6 as he lost possession in key areas and had a few wayward passes. I don't think that system worked at all tonight, Palace look quick and aggressive and their high press was akin to us at full strength last season. Need to put this one to bed and smash SU at the weekend.

Game owa, I think I'll give the board a wide birth while the naysayers have their little circle jerk over a poor performance.

WHAT IN THE HELL??

Got to say there's seems to be a lot of whinge bags around that have been silent for the last couple of week, where you been fellas??

Can't see us getting anything back here unless we make changes.

Pathetic

Lack of quality behind Bruno is what's killing us, too much retention and no vision to get the ball out quickly, I'd be tempted to bring Hall and Livra on, I think Burn and Schar will be fine shepherding the back line. We're giving then too much time to close us down and when we do get it out, too much time to reset the lines and no space for our front 3.

Looking like we've clipped their wings here, don't seem as effervescent as they were in the first 30 minutes. We at least have something to build on, but that was a pretty dire first half.

Murphy again there, the 1-2 was on but he kept the ball and got surrounded with no out options. They're pressing well but we're keeping the ball far too long in dangerous areas.

Why the fuck are Palace passing it round like prime Barca man, we look shell shocked, really poor start

No way are Chelsea winning Villa (A) Spurs (H) Brighton (H) Bournemouth (A) All of them will give them a game, they'll definitely drop points. Just can't see them catching us, Man Utd however I can see scabbing more points than they deserve.

I'd snap your hand off at the conference league after the season we've had and you've got to expect us to be favourites. Having said that we've never finished above Man Utd in the Premier league, I think its about time that ended.