Mattoon

"Live, Laugh, Love"

Proves how much work we've got to do with this squad, not arsed about the score, it's a fitness game but our fringe players are beyond pony.

Isak not even on the bench is a suicide note

The replies to this just made me lose the contents of my stomach, how do so many people think Pardew was "streets ahead" of our Rafa????

He literally made me want us to lose every week, he got some great wins when he was here and the 4-4 will forever be one of, if not the best comeback in PL history. However, along with some scattered elation came a lot of absolutely dire performances, record numbers of 3+ goal losses and a penchant to blame everything but himself for some horrific tactical displays. It's nice that he only has good things to say about the team, the city and the supporters, but he will always be the slimy, rubber lipped womaniser that blamed the Notting Hill Carnival for yet another tepid display of anti-football. I'm glad he's gone and don't look back fondly on anything he "achieved".

Imagine if that went in

This has turned into a damp squib, trust Chelsea to turn up against us

Southampton winning

If we do a Man City about £20m through the books

Love Miggy, he's a hard worker, tireless and gets in some great positions but he's just so one footed and allergic to hitting the target.

Could that Trippier OG be any unluckier? Got a foot to it and it was going away from goal but rebounded off his outstretched arm, cruel that.

Should be smashing these with the chances we've had, hopefully more composed and alive to the danger in the 2nd half, fallen asleep too many times at the back and wasted some glorious chances

Nice save by Dubz

Almiron ffs

Need to wake up here, gonna throw this away

Ffs

Missed ?

Fulham have a pen

Birtles is going to have a breakdown live on air

Andy Cole couldn't score in a brothel with £7m strapped to his nob. That's all I remember from that transfer, I was 15 tbf

He has definitely been tamed for the benefit of the team, he doesn't lose the ball as much and he lays it off when he gets himself into a corner, his passes and decision making have improved a lot. But, what I wouldn't give to watch him take on and merk 6 players with a mazy full tilt run and hit a thunderbastard into the top bins from outside the area, just once more Allan, just once more!

Mam u sp boring to watch, park the bus, crowd the penalty area and try and break at speed, boring but effective, like an expensive Allardyce side

Brighton have been good, but City can't even be arsed playing this match, so pedestrian and no press on the ball when out of possession.

Goal post was their MOTM ffs. I think what annoys me the most about the result is the fact those plastic mancs will now probably finish ahead of us, again! Overjoyed we're in the Champions League proper now, but that would have been the icing on the cake.

I should be happy but I'm really annoyed we drew that ?