Mattoon

Didn't take long to lift the Stevieeee Geeeee curse

No one is any the wiser from that, could mean anything tbf

I'll be gutted if he's not in the squad tomorrow but would never hold it against him, its his first, he's going to be absolutely besotted. If he's in I think he'll have a blinder because he'll be on top of the world right now. Either way I'm delighted for him.

Gerrard has to go tonight surely, that display, under the threat of losing his job, was inept

"Let's play!"

Spurs have been completely shocking tonight, just nothing to them, none of them look even interested. Ronaldo is such a petulant child marching out before full time because he couldn't get on the pitch.

Everton could have played all night without another shot, never mind a goal

Get in!

That's got to be it now

He's got to be knocking on the door with these displays

Rat face has been shocking tonight its hilarious

Nice little play that

Fookin red all day that over the top

Good play by Anderson

Bruno up against it after losing Joe, can't get on the ball because we lose it in the middle too much without any bite

Oh, going for the draw then!

Willock deserves a goal more than anyone at the moment, he puts in some great runs

Rat boy should be off

If Schar is goosed, bring Target on and move Burn inside

At least Anderson gets some game time, finally!

Ugh fraser

Tripps should have hit that

Taking Joe off was the right decision but it's left us powder puff in the middle and they're winning everything

Dirty bastards