KDT

He was definitely a bit mental, apart from the relegation season when everyone was shit he was pretty good

All games should be played with shit keepers, would make things much more interesting

Ahh he's an absolute bell

What? From the 2 slow motion replays it looked like he didn't touch him

Awful dive by Vermaelen to get Mbia sent off

Super Sess hauled off before the start of the game today, Cattermole takes his place. Very much a like for like replacement.

Mate I really don't think you've got the hang of a haiku. Either that or his monitor is 4 inches wide

Gol Benteke

The forum on that Friday night he was spotted at the airport was class

Playing with a yellow ball when there's no snow

Sammy reppin' Pantofola D'Ora tonight

It on telly? SS1

Messi gol

Caulkin has said that he had heard the new deal was for a more money than the Virgin deal, literally clutching at straws that this isn't true

I'd even take a Lee Ryder denial on this to cheep me up slightly

Rather that then a Stan Colleymore gobshite

Sad but it's true

I'm taking this as bullshit

Can we have Sondico please

Some bloke on RTG was on about this a few days ago

haha ridiculous

The one thing he is genuinely really good at is finishing his one on ones. Actually very clinical in those positions. Which is why he should be playing upfront, his crossing and general other play is abysmal

Nah we'll start signing Spaniards in 10 years, we are currently on Arsenals French & African faze

44 with Vermaelen, Dembele & Defoe left

His plasters on his nipples before he came on against us was a bit concerning