KDT

Yep your team is losing

Dire atmosphere

Here's me thinking stripes were supposed to be slimming, obviously not on wor Titus

The scores when he wants chant is wank

Lahm

Sterling looking at the linesman for that free-kick pitch looks to be holding the ball up

A team who play 30 pass to get nowhere against a team who play on the counter, borefest

Arsenals record when 4-0 up at half time isn't the best recently

Welbeck with a canny dive

Michael Hoganson who was released in the summer is in Derby's squad today

Snodgrass really should start and use his right foot, twice he's been in good areas but fucked up due to using the outside of his left foot

Or as is rumoured not upped the agreed price after a deal had been agreed before the Euro's

http://www.epltalk.com/david-pleat-a-shining-star-of-commentary-6497 Have a read through that and see if you can adapt any into the world of kitchen fitting, give him a taste of his own ramblings

Even Dynamo can't master the illusion of making him crack a proper smile

Did HBA win goal of the week on SSN?

Russian is such a cheery sounding language

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/andrew-hall-stoke-city-player-1310213?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

His kiss to the camera on the NUFC TV video at the beach

He used to be a bit of a joke figure, then you think of his record against Sunderland and realise he's a hero

! A preview of the Liverpool fly on the wall series, seems a bit like 'Hard Knocks' that they do for the NFL

Teams wearing tracksuit tops in the tunnel etc, no need

Awful from Saha

Swansea have had all of the game but can't defend

Ahh well at least we know Swansea still can't defend

Looks like a broken or dislocated ankle so he's off