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Worlds greatest Sessegnon possibly away judging by Mons comments

Sell-on clause doesn't sound very Mike & Dekka

He's had the balls to do it to scale regarding club size at least

Instantly thought that was a pisstake, unfortunately not though

Nowt worse than losing your smile, ask Shawn Michaels

I'd trust Ryder more than that joke of a reporter

Aye she's class, was doing an interview with Lineker earlier and was looking mint

Liverpool looking awful, Bale is broken

The only comparison could be the hair, Carroll loses that one also though.

I thought Malaga had loads or money flying around last year? did they not buy nistelrooy? They spent loads, however they are now in the shit.

With Malaga being massively in the shit I wouldn't have thought he would be going for that much, not saying its realistic though

Looking at Malaga's Francisco Roman Alarcon on loan is todays rumour

Think Bright spent the break in-between the 2 games in the bar, slurring shit

Yeah he also said Ibra is being paid 11m euro/month

Aye if say Tiote is sold for £20m there's no chance we'll replace him with a £20m player

WTF=FFW? French Football Weekly

All hail Pardew, one of lifes greatest transfer trollers

Because he's a greedy c*** who thinks he's better than he is? Just a possibility. And we know this how?

Wiggins will be in with a shout for it Edit.. just checked and he's favourite, shame

about as funny as toothache on christmas morning

fuck a duck

Remember getting tickets for the Marseille home leg just after school on the match day, went through with 3 mates and went to pick the tickets up and the box office said we hadn't booked any, ended up getting 4 tickets in the milburn paddock directly above the dugout for the same price as 4 level 7 tickets would have been as they had none left.

Rumours that it's Fabio Borini

That clip is from Premier Passions which if you haven't watched it you need to, didn't realise they had a bid for Jon Dahl Tomasson accepted and he was at their training ground etc but he was wanting 40k per week in 1997. Wonder how much we ended up paying him. Reid was also after Andy Cole, Gazza & Paul Scholes not very realistic targets back then.