KDT

There's no problem between him and Taylor that's all been sorted

Joe Bennett to Villa, good young signing for them

Brilliant signing, one of the only QPR signings I'd have here

Still think Carroll will happen, expect Liverpool to go for Walcott and raise funds through Carroll for that

He gets just under 1 in 3 for Ajax and quite a few of his appearances have came off the bench, he's decent but very inconsistent

With Santon being right footed he's naturally better defending when people are going on his inside when he's playing left back, so he should be alright against him

Possibly the most blatant red card ever in the Maribor v Zagreb game tonight

Reports that Sinclairs move to Man City is off, I'd have him here as another option in the 4-3-3

Gianluca Pagliuca is the first I can remember, obviously Campos was before him but I was a bit young for USA 94

PSG with another draw, if they don't win the title this year Ancelotti wants the boot

Lolz Madrid

The Spanish do love a mullet

M'baye Niang is available for a few million, fits out policy

Just at the minute? Wey he hasn't done any goal line clearances yet

Everything about Simpson is gash at the minute

A right back who doesn't chip the ball 30 yards every time he gets it would be lush

No foul on Ba? Eh

Ivanovic is a right sweaty bastard

why is stubbs pretending to have a gun on ESPN

& me £60

Loads of empty seats to start with, I know Wigan aren't a big draw but you'd think they'd get a decent crowd in still

Lukaku has bullied Vertonghen all over since he's came on

James Collins lolz

West Ham starting 5 defenders, how adventurous of them

Charlie Nicholas' tan is ridiculous