KDT

Harry can't read and write and Joe can't speak, should be a laugh.

They have a few things in common, excess facial skin is one of those things.

Shame he was heading for Lyon.

Think that's pretty much the norm now with transfer dealings, no point in the clubs negotiating if the player has no desire to join them.

If we did take a loan it would be with an option to buy.

It's funny because Remy was born in Lyon.

Torn ACL for Holden.

Mag Kernt

being far too good for the SPL could still make you a league 1 player though.

They have a CL qualifier soon so may not need to sell if they qualify for the group stages. If they lose though they may well be forced to accept the lower bid for Gomis.

If we meet the fee as part of the loan terms we have first option on the player so another team offering a higher amount wouldn't make a difference. If it's a season long loan unless QPR have a recall option he would be with us for the full season unless we changed it.

Loan with option to buy would be pretty much perfect, I expect QPR would still be paying around 20-30% of his wages.

because he's no better than what we have, YOLOI

Pards wants a new training ground, I assume with high fences as we've lost too many balls.

He has delightful hair.

Not really. They just call the deals off most of the time. Probably very little conversation at all. Just Kinnear heavy breathing down the phone and then shouting a number and hanging up.

4-3-1-2 could work nicely with Ben Arfa in behind 2 forwards but it I couldn't say Pardew playing that. If he does want to play with 2 forwards it seems stupid for us to have already played 3 friendlies using a completely different formation.

Could be wrong but I heard Southampton 'cashed in' as such the sell on fee when they went into Administration so they don't stand to make anything if Bale is sold.

Just need a random AC & Inter player swap for the full house.

That's next seasons review DVD title sorted.

Didn't Courtney say Shane Long was our number 1 transfer target and we were close to signing him 4 days after he'd joined West Brom, I wouldn't worry too much.

lol

100% not happening then.

Kicking off

I think the real question here is did Andymc1 get paid for this and if he did how much.