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Wonga have given Hearts all their sponsorship money for the season upfront to try and help them out. Lovely Wonga.

BIDDDING WAARRRRRR!!!!

We are losing/ have lost out in players to QPR, Swansea and Cardiff. What madness is this? Bidding war madness!

I hope Luna gets Sky or Virgin installed soon just to make him feel at home.

I know Kinnear is a bit mental but he did say Ben Afree was one of the better players at the club and they were looking to get rid of those not good enough.

Wow.

I wouldn't mind being a billionaire who's an awful businessman.

Imagine the joy at the news Llambias was resigning if we'd have appointment a semi competent DOF.

Yeah Man City aside thats a pretty decent start, no real runs of 3 or 4 really difficult fixtures like we've had in the past.

Thought Tollemache was in Croatia that must cost a bit on an 0845 number

He formed the club.

I don't think a break was planned but they had to as both are now pissing themselves.

Can I put my hand up for having Lambazey back please?

fucking hell I'd have taken 15th or 16th from the bottom

I hope to fuck Hatem hasn't decided to listen to the dulcet tones of Bobby Gould tonight.

Ben Afra

Does he drink?

water off a ducks arse

He's on crack I'm sure of it, he's on a different planet.

Lam fuckin' basy

At least the Frenchies might have never heard of him.

He's just doing it to take the piss now surely.

I'm hoping Joe's kids have played a horrible trick on him today.

He's going to call him Fatem isn't he.