toon25

Cockney joy.

Fucking hell, keeper

He's never been a regular first choice, Lamptey, has he? Aside from a worldie performance against us under that fat sack of kebab-eating shit, he's not been especially noticeable

I wouldn't begrudge Moyseh a trophy, but the fact the media/most pundits had West Ham winning this a inevitable after they got through the group stage is enough to want to see them humiliated

I read a book a week, so

Get in Alkmaar

Love a proper old school, normal, bland as fuck away shirt like Alkmaar's.

The CL final is essentially at the Emptihad next week. The Milan sides will have lucked their way to the final. Either will be steamrolled by City or Real

Away leg will be even more difficult for Meelan

Either of these sides will get botted in the final.

Christ

Agreed. Think about how many empty seats there'll have been that could have gone to Real fans.

Ahhh balls.

Carlo has played this game perfectly this far. Real are just a team that can never seem to be dominated

Carlo is such a fucking boss, like.

We're desperate for a consistent cutting edge, like. Easier said than done, I know, but a lot of the draws we've had this year have been owing to a lack of being clinical when it matters.

He's the Kevin Nolan of Southampton He'd be absolute dross here

A light one game suspension, suspended until next season until his side are in the top 4 I reckon.

You could always call Clough fatty fatty toad boy tbf.

Name and shame bro. Name and shame.

Whatever we got out of the Adam Armstrong deal was a fucking bonus, like. He's a million miles from a top level footballer