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The very thought of that fat fucking hippo lauding up if Leeds survive, man. Fucking talking about devising 'patterns of play for each game' in his presser, ffs.

Glad Bellingham won't end up pissing his potential away at Chelsea

The absolute best move for him. He'll win the balloon d'Or in a couple of years.

Fat Frank will be gone tomorrow imo.

Really hope we steer clear of Conor Gallagher - especially for the money they'd be wanting

Having Longstaff back and putting Jo on the left would help to keep Saka quiet.

I look at wankers like Boehly and think 'how the fuck are they so rich?'

Arsenal taking the absolute piss here Half arsed press from Chelsea

Just stop Odegaard.

This is fakin hilarious

Absolutely incredible how suit Chelsea are. They genuinely look as bad as Leeds. Fuck all fight and fuck all by way of a game plan

Chelsea have looked about as threatening as a Steve Bruce team. Shit scared of arsenal and camping themselves in their own 18-yard box

Just the quarter of a billion quid sitting on Todd's bench there

They approached Pulis apparently

Personally think it says a lot about Cuntvert-Lewin that his 'best' performances were under world class managers in Ancelotti and Rafa. He's been nothing short of the fucking shit champo-level striker he is under any other coach.

Ward is one of the shittest keepers I've seen in my lifetime in top level football. Absolute fucking pony.

Steve 'stick the cones oot' Stone slobbering around on the touchline meekly following Sean Dyche, without a fucking clue what he's doing is fucking jokes, like Fucking moron.

Just a hunch, but I genuinely think he's losing his mojo. He's shown this season that he can't evolve his team (ala Pep), and his days of gengenpress as a new phenomenon are over, as much as he'll hate to admit it. The fucking wanker actually needs £££ to consistently reinforce a system that is probably evolved past its sell-by date, so for all his whining and fannying about, he's done pretty well out if FSG

He needs dousing in piss, that wanker

My fucking manager.

He's absolutely not cut out for the top level, as many others have said. He's small, weak and has the heart of a pea.