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Top shagger Wilson coming on

Steve McClown being anywhere a professional football team is reet laugh

ASM, Isak and Willock have been superb. Isak's control, man

Fucking Villa cunts. Fuck them. Edit: sorry @brummie. Genuinely think you're brilliant. I just hate Villa.

Their logo is a absolute shite, like. Always has and always will look like knock-off Freed Perry

Lol

His girlfriend will prefer somewhere near London to pedal her shit music and moves I reckon. Got West Ham written all over him.

Is Stolbakken, the Norway manager, the old Sweden manager?

FYP marra

The RM shirt is honking

Excellent. Hope they get a points deduction.

Urgh. Would have loved another Nuno appointment for the lols

Great post. It's turning into the SPL.

Should serve him right. He's got two computers but he never writes anything down.

You've let yourself go a bit there.

Didn't Bayern wait about 2 years for Nagelsman too?

Not my favourite actor though.

Ozil retires. Wasted large chunks of his career.

Grealish would be likeable if he had a braincell. He fits in like a treat with fellow brain donor Kyle Walker at Shiteh

Fucking hated Nicky Butt. Utter, utter, shit. Remember that pointless overhead kick at the time too. Just...why?

Thread title update Jetro Willems: Chinned

Really enjoyed that game. Some brilliant touches, even if lacking a quality final touch.

There's such a good balance to this Real side. Been a good watch so far. Great, quick, passing. Love watching Vini Jr.

Sancho anonymous so far.

Genuinely interested here... But off the top of my head I can't recall many first players for those clubs with affiliates that have done some sort of apprenticeship at the affiliate and moves to the first team set up. Those affiliates just seem to be the way clubs like Chelsea and City avoid FFP - not just as a mechanism to hoover up talent without over bloating domestic squads, but also as effective sales vehicles to sell on players in that 'not quite top level' bracket and trousering the money generated. (Which has a use, I'm sure)