toon25

You what? What's he said here, like

Bournemouth 4

Justin Kluivert is fucking good, man

We need far more energy from CM, Sandro aside

I really don't like Kyle Walker-Peters

They've been picking up in recent weeks. Played well against Manure and Forest. Was never going to be a walkover.

We really need to win here. Bournemouth winning.

Jan Shitthebed scoring against us

Quality in the Champo has been noticeably shite the last two seasons. Unless you've got an ownership willing to spunk loads of cash and change most of the side that got you up ala Forest, a lot of sides are gaanin straight back doon.

Good manager. Reckon he'll be another Spurs will look at when Flange gets the push

Willock has been crap lately, mind

Is Dibling out for them? Would hope we've got enough to just plough through them.

Definitely still lives at his mam's

Goal music. So amateur.

Jack Crapland

If my life was a footballer's career it would be Harry Maguire, I think. Peaked early and then slowly turned to absolute shit. A perennial disappointment but always gives it a go despite never impressing. Destined to play a marginal role in a team/society and whilst loathe to sit on the sidelines, is pretty much happy with just picking up coin/providing for his family

Jack Fuckland

Bollocks

I'd love the Watford gig, like. About two months of work followed by a pay up of my contract for a couple of years Cushty.

The Rangers forward looks like an 80s action film star

He was pretty trim mate

Dean Ashton trains in the gym I go to apparently. Nice bloke and fucking massive.

That's work