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So so good, man

Just seen it - absolutely ridiculous decision

West Ham's keeper has played really well tonight. Solid.

Bet he gets a slap on the wrist for that too

What a fucking weapon this bloke is.

All those empty seats at the AmEx

West Ham have totally got Brighton's number here. Much shithousing needed next week.

Agreed like. He'll do really well with them

Such fluency to Brighton's game.

Really not a fan of Pien Muelenstein's commentary

Can't believe we were able to shift Wood, like. Fantastic business. He looked utter shite in that cameo. Summed up nicely by a foray into his own defence in injury time whilst his side were chasing a goal.

Hate Arsenal, like. Wankers.

That cunt Alan Smith should feature in that lineup. Along with Crapcapa.

Just seen this. Fucking brilliant

Aye. Initially it'll be a golden sands retirement home for top players. And in 5 years it'll be like when you used to make your own teams on Pro Evo.

Excellent.

Spot on.

Isn't he banned from driving?

He'd have been either loaned to a shit Champo club or sold for 10 million if he'd come here anyway under that lot.

It's also that they've now turned to effectively hoovering up talent from local clubs and then pushing them on for pure profit later down the line without ever giving them a chance. It's decimating academies and youth programmes at Football League clubs - those that are left anyway. Edit: Chelsea must rank as one of the fucking worst in this regard.

Tell you what, having seen the bits and pieces that I have, Ashworth was one hell of an acquisition.

Bald old git