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Madueke is apparently a billy big bollocks bell end

Will score tomorrow

Course he loved it. An 8 year contract and fuck all pressure of getting binned. Pardew and his lackeys can get to fuck.

Hope we give this fat bastard a shit welcome.

Have terrible memories of the shit show at Sheffield Wednesday. Jamal Lewis looked like he'd never seen a football before

Pep will stick him at LW or RB and ruin the poor kid

SIR Gareth Southgate relegating Everton would be too fucking sweet Shit like that never happens to me

Had a lot of knee problems too I think, poor sod.

He's such a fucking doom merchant. Would rather he just kept his gob shut these days

What the absolute fuck is that Peterborough badge Some proper shithunter ties this weekend. Accrington - Liverpool, Chelsea - Morecambe, Tamworth - Spurs.

I've warmed a little more to Everlol fans recently. Not half as deluded as some Forest fuckwits who think they're going to win the league or Shite Ham fans who think they have a devine right to be playing free-flowing football 'tha West 'Am way' and winning trophies. Seemingly at least Everton fans know they're fucking shit.

Scott Parker man Always a fucking try-hard. He's like that bloke in your friendship group that nobody really knows and turns up for a night out with a fake Rolex, white skinny jeans and transfer tattoos. Weapon.

Will be Moyes surely

Who's next to go, Dyche?

We don't accept magic beans, like

Kelleher would be a fantastic signing, like.

How long was managing Brighton in the PL for before Chelsea took him? 18 months?

Fuck Potter, the boring cunt, and fuck West Ham

Pretty shite the way they've gone about replacing Lopetegui before booting him.

Absolutely gutted he went to fucking Chelsea. Proper kick in the nads when that happened

My fucking manager

We're winning this cup like

If Miggy goes, I'd be pretty confident that a RW will be lined up